“Whatever happened to programming?”

Mike Taylor:

Instead of designing beautiful data-structures and elegant algorithms, we’re looking up the EnterpriseFactoryBeanMaker class in the 3,456-page Bumper Tome Of Horrible Stupid Classes (Special Grimoire Edition), because we can’t remember which of the arguments to the createEnterpriseBeanBuilderFactory() method tells it to make the public static pure virtual destructor be a volatile final abstract interface factory decorator.

This Weekend…

...I worked over at Wizards of the Coast. There's a Grand Prix tournament (record breaking turnout this weekend) for Magic: The Gathering over in Madrid, so I was all UTC+1. During my downtown there on Friday night / Saturday morning, I played Sins of a Solar Empire, and on Saturday night / Sunday morning, I built a very simple MVC-style templating system for a friend.

After work, I played Modern Warfare 2 (on the PS3 — you can probably guess what my PSN name is) and set a personal kill streak record (22 kills!) and played a match without dying.

I reapplied thermal paste on Nicole's MacBook. I don't know why, but from the factory it looks like they applied thermal paste like its purpose was to insulate these chips.

Last December, my nephew accidentally bumped a table, causing a glass of water to spill right into the back vents. I took the MacBook apart completely, hunting for liquid, but I'm guessing a combination of Nicole's quick reaction, winter's insanely dry air, and the insanely hot wood stove at my parents', and just taking it apart took care of it all. Of course, I didn't have any thermal paste at the time and combine that with the incredibly thick layer that was laid down... you can imagine it wasn't doing it's job very efficiently.

I figured out the best thing to use to apply thermal paste is the back of a plastic spoon. While I'm at it, allow me to also give you a couple more, what the french call, le pro-tips:

  • Use tape, sticky side up, to keep screws from getting lost. I also keep the screws arranged analogously to their spatial relationship of the machine I'm taking apart. Keeps me from getting lost, as well. A large magnet might work as well, but I've got a semi-irrational fear of large magnets in proximity to computers1.

  • Stick a small magnet on your screw driver to temporarily magnetize it, to keep the tiny little screws from falling off and into your machine. Yeah, I know what I said in the last tip. Please also note that I qualified that with "semi-irrational".

  • Backup before you do any of this. In fact, backup before you backup.

Now, I'm blogging it up while eating a bowl of ramen, as if I were some sort of nerd.

  1. Unless you're talking about an insanely strong magnet sitting on top of your hard drive, you'll be fine. If you want, see a guy destroy his drive with a magnet, watch this video (I doubt the magnet erased any data; the drive was probably destroyed by the magnet pulling the read/write head right into the platters. 

This is why…

… we're married.

Dave
http://www.flashmobileblog.com/2010/02/23/redmond-pie-and-the-farmville-test/ oh man.
Nicole
heh
Nicole
i can barely run flash on my computer.. i don't want it on my phone..
Nicole
ew
Dave
rofl
Dave
all the ipad haters say 'my wife doesn't care about how cool the ipad is, she just wants to play farvmille THIS IS WHY THE IPAD SUCKS'
Dave
apparently the ipad haters married idiots. :D
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