If you’re reading this, then this thing didn’t kill us 6 months ago, and if you’re still not sure, there’s a webservice you can use to verify whether or not the large hadron collider has destroyed the earth.

How stuff works has a good explanation on what exactly the LHC is and how it works (naturally).

Wired tries to rain on our party and keep us from killing ourselves, but let’s be honest… I don’t think our children are ready to live a post apocalyptic existence:

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?